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    Cool The Walking Dead zombie Jokes!

    What do you call a zombie in a tuxedo?
    Black, White, and Dead all over

    What did the zombie do after its teeth were pulled out?
    Eat The Dentist.

    What did the zombie's buddy say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
    Where the hell did you dig her up from?

    What has a dog's head, a cat's tail and brains all over its face?
    A zombie coming out of the pet store!

    Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    No, they eat the fingers separately...

    Why did the zombie cross the road?
    He wanted to eat the chicken.

    Now Post some more.

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    I went looking and there are some floating out there lol.

    Who won the zombie war?
    Nobody, it was a dead tie.

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    What do you call a dead bumblebee?
    A Zom-Bee

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    Two zombies go into a bar. The first zombie says to the other zombie, "Graaaghaa haarann margahhaa naaarrrrrrgnn!"

    The other zombie says "Hrraaaaa Maggaa GRAMMA GRAMMA bargh nrrrrhr!"

    And then they eat the barman.




    How do you know a zombie is tired?
    He's dead on his feet.

    What do little zombies play?
    Corpses and Robbers.

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    Ummmmm whats a zombies favorite food?

    A MANwich!

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    When do zombies go to sleep?
    When they are dead tired.

    What kind of candy does a zombie refuse to eat?
    Lifesavers

    Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
    The living room.



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