So my son Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi Bonansinga had a birthday party and I had them watch these movies(ABC's of Death 1 and 2) thinking it was a mix between horror and education hence the title. Well little did I know there was some scenes in there that were not appropriate for her little tyke according to the mother of one of the fellow boys at the birthday party. She called me some very repugnant words that I have not heard since I was a guest at the Tony Awards a decade ago.

So my question is, was this lady overreacting or was she correct in "reaming me a new one?" If the children truly should not have been watching this movie I plan to write a strongly worded letter to the movies producer telling he or she that their title is misleading and irresponsible. I am in the entertainment industry myself and I believe I would be sticking up for all the parents that would not have a voice because despite my plethora of accomplishments in the entertainment industry I am nothing but an average bloke that puts his jeans on one leg at a time.

Thank You~Jay

 

Holy Cow, you're making me blush! Mehehehehehehe!! It does get pretty jam packed down there because I am larger then than average compared to most South Korean men, sorry if that came off smug but Bonansinga-ster can't be humble about everything. They don't call me Captain Sex for nothing.

Also thanx for the parenting tip! I'm going to have my assistant make a note of it in my pocket organizer. I just want my two sons, Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi and Steve, to have a healthy well rounded childhood. I am going to write a nasty letter to the ABC's Death producer and demand they change their name. Who knows how many other parents have thought this was an educational Halloween movie!

Thank You~Jay