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  1. LadyGrimes

    LadyGrimes Well-Known Member

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    A thread for us bird lovers and owners [MENTION=50951]Apollonia[/MENTION] [MENTION=7785]Neuropyramidal[/MENTION]


    When your bird poops on you and you can't find it! #JustBirdThings
     
    #1 LadyGrimes, Jan 6, 2017
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    When you're taking medication and he/she thinks it's food because it goes in your mouth. #JustBirdThings
     
    #2 LadyGrimes, Jan 6, 2017
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    When you go through 3 couches, 11 tshirts, 3 nightgowns, 2 door frames, and 1 window frame in ONE year. #justbirdthings
     
    #3 Apollonia, Jan 6, 2017
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    When you leave the room and he/she doesn't stop screaming till you come back. #JustBirdThings
     
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    When you're trying to type but some of your keys are sticking because of all the seeds your bird flung into it. #JustBirdThings
     
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    I literally JUST turned my laptop upside down because the damn G key was sticking. Its filled with Fruit Zupreem. When they fall asleep with their little beaks in your ear. #justadorablebirdthings.
     
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    Tiki was sitting on my shoulder last night nodding off with his head against my cheek while making little grinding noises with his beak. #JustAdorableBirdThings
     
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    When your bird works for 8 minutes to open a peanut shell, only to have the peanuts fall out on to the floor, and he just stands there looking into the hole he made in perplexity. #JustRalphThings
     
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    when your little dog perches on your shoulder to see what's going on the in kitchen
    #just dogs acting like birds things
     
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    Omg, I give the girls pistachios and the routine is that I put a hand full on the table, Gigi opens every one of them but doesn't eat the nut. When there are no more to e opened, her job is done lol. #wierdthingsbirdsdo
     
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    when your friend can't email you because her birds are jealous and won't let her type
    #birds acting like children or husbands
     
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    When they puff out their feathers and look all fat and happy when they sleep. #JustAdorableBirdThings
     
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    When you're sharing your dinner but he/she wants your piece instead of the one you just gave them. #JustWeirdBirdThings
     
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    When your bird has a habit of going inside small enclosed spaces and making low pitched noises like "BBBBOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEE, DURRRRRRRRRR, OWOWOWOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW" and rocking back and forth. #WeirdBirdthings.

    When you put a candy egg in your friend's bird's cage circa 2001 and he calls his mom to tell her his bird laid an egg, and the joke also fools the bird, who tries to sit on it. #WeirdSweetPeaThings.
     
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    When your cats eat the heads off birds just for fun. #catstuff

    Now here's a cute bird gif to help you forget what i just said:

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    #15 Jen7, Jan 7, 2017
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    When you put new toys in his cage and he acts like a brat and tries to attack them. #JustTikibeingabrat
     
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    When you want him to go to sleep but he won't because you're still awake and insists he be too! #JustTikiBeingAMegaBrat
     
    #17 LadyGrimes, Jan 8, 2017
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