Amazons on the island of Lesbos

Jama · Dec 16, 2016

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You are correct.
The island of Lesbos. It's not just the natural beauty of the island and the amazing grapes and olives it exports.
Lesbos has played a much bigger role in the narrative that is humanity. More specifically in how we have sex and how we perceive sex.
The dildo.
Because only women lived on the island, the women had a difficult time satisfying the ache of the void they felt down there. Sure they used fingers but fingers didn't give that satisfying feeling of fullness. One day, a famous Amazonian (Wonder Woman)accidentally sat on a thinner elongated rock and it slipped inside her. Having never felt that sensation before, she achieved to what is believed to be, the fastest orgasm in history.
So the women of lesbos did the only logical thing they could. They caught a man who's boat crashed into the island, helped him to full health because it was a very bad crash he had when the chipping waves slammed him against the rocky shore and asked him to craft dildos for them out of stone. The irony of all this is that the man had a natural dildo between his legs but having never seen a male organ or having concept of a male organ, they didn't know they could gang rape him.
Today, almost everyone has a dildo and even men will use them. I don't know where the put them as they don't have vaginas but they use them. Maybe as paper weights?
Billions of women in today's society can thank Wonder Woman for accidentally screwing herself with a rock and the brave man who built the first dildos.
And this is why we celebrate Christmas today. To celebrate the birth of Jesus. Or god incarnate.
Hence why women scream, oh god when using a dildo and Jesus Christ when they climax.
I guess we can also thank the dildo for keeping Christianity going strong.

Source material: the internet.
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Prufrock · Feb 6, 2017

BatmansHooker · Feb 8, 2017

This thread just reminds me of this video my housemate showed me on the weekend:

"You lesos like the carpet?"

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