And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, without further adon't, I introduce to you, the Hordes of Act One....




Silvia. Daughter of the Duke of Milan, hopelessly in love with the handsome and impeccably color coordinated Valentine, but compelled by her father to marry the dandified and foolish Thurio! At first locked away in a tower, she is finally freed from her walls of anguish and reunited with her beloved Valentine, and more recently wandered through Virginia where she took out a much needed trade route bridge, thus requiring an extensive repair.



Horatio [Standing, in red], spent his boozing years at Wittenberg University where he often got stoned with Prince Hamlet, and was present in the skirmish when Hamlet's father took down Fortinbras in a battle of everlasting glory and gore. Later in life he interrupted men at work at a lumbar yard causing Aaron to ultimately lose his left arm, but not his will to persevere.



Margaret of Anjou. Fifteenth Century Queen of England and wife to Henry VI, a prominent figure during the Wars of the Roses, and eventually taken prisoner during the Lancastrian defeat at Tewkesbury. Later she was successfully ransomed by her cousin and now can be found wandering the rural landscapes encircling Washington D.C. where through the discovery of lard hot pockets, she has grown to be 5 times the size of Horatio.



Tybalt. Juliet's cocksure first cousin and three time failure at court mandated anger management therapy, he went on to become Romeo's principle rival for his own cousin's love, eventually being banished across the great pond where he recently may have followed a one time King County sheriff's deputy turned new world legend right up to a fateful piece of rebar.



Cordelia. The youngest and most incestially cherished of King Lear's trio of female offspring, she rejects her perverted prune of a father's advances and is banished from the play altogether, ultimately leaving the theater in an Uber and then hitching a ride with Amelia Earhart to the mountains of West Virginia, where she attends WVU and becomes a cosmetologist. Later it is suspected that she takes a white horse completely off guard in a moment of fate that will forever leave a Rick Grimes shaped hole in the hearts of millions.


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Actually this is a better fit for the General Walking Dead show discussion @Tony Davis